RSB Fantasy Football August 25, 2008
Posted by miracle in Fantasy Sports, Free Molson, Molson, NFL, Slumpbuster. 2 comments13 teams left in this FREE league. Click HERE to join.
Or clicky HERE to start your own league. Commissioner leagues are $50, you can make it free or charge a $5 - $10 buy in. Other “wagering” options are also available.
Fantasy Sports By Bloggers for Bloggers August 22, 2008
Posted by miracle in 258, CBS Sportsline, Fantasy Sports, NBA, NFL, Nascar, Raisinets, Slumpbuster, Sportingnews, Yahoo. 2 commentsPlay before you pay! Now that I’ve got your attention, come and be a part of the first and only Fantasy Sports site ran by Bloggers.
Currently we are selling Commissioner leagues for Fantasy Football (NFL) at $50.00 per league. The Commissioner of each league can choose to make his league a free league or a pay per team.
Commissioner of each league can charge per trade, have season end or weekly prizes(I’m trying to avoid comming out and saying that you can gamble, but if you read between the lines…..)
Oh yes the play before you pay comment, sign up HERE to be a League Commissioner. There is no obligation to anyone to do this. Set up your league and invite your friends to try it out. The deadline to pay for the league is the second week of the NFL season.
So you can test drive the only Fantasy Sports site ran by the Blogger for the Blogger before you buy.
Let’s compare costs for similar Commissioner Leagues:
Yahoo $124.99 per league (up to 20 teams)
Sportingnews $89.00 per league
CBS Sportsline $129.95
RSB For the Blogger By the Blogger $50.00
There is no reason to not give this a test drive. Click HERE to sing up to be a League Commissioner, click DEMO SITE to see the software.
Power to the Blogger!
Thanks for readingFantasy Sports By The Bloggers For The Bloggers!!! August 20, 2008
Posted by miracle in 258, CBS Sportsline, Fantasy Sports, NFL, Sportingnews, Yahoo. 6 commentsThe time is here! Realsportsbloggers.com has officially launched the first and only Fantasy Sports site ran by Bloggers.
Check out the DEMO LEAGUE:
What we have are Commissioner Leagues, features included are:
Real time Transactions
Online Draft War room for each team
Scoring versatility and customization
Live/Daily stat feeds
Commissioner can charge a fee per team(16 teams per league, $2 extra for every team over 16)
Or Commissioner can choose to make it a free league.
Commissioner can choose to charge per trade, or not.
Customizable Scoring, Live Results, Keeper/Dynasty Leagues, Custom Logos & Commentary, Player Ranking, Info & Analysis, League Chat & Messageboard, IDP, Top Players, Average Draft Analysis, YouTube, Betting Lines, Value Rank, Multi-Conferences, Coaching Efficiency Analysis, Coach/Team of the Week, Power Rankings, Sound Files for Team/League, Smack Board, Multiple Layout Choices.
And plenty of tools to customize the crap out of your league.
I know what you’re thinking(and it scares the hell out of me) how much are the damn leagues. Well in honor of that guy that sells Oxy Clean I’m going to stretch this out for a while and not tell you yet.
Similar league costs for the same thing we will offer:
Commissioner leagues(like what we’re selling)
Yahoo $124.99 per league (up to 20 teams)
Sportingnews $89.00 per league
CBS Sportsline $129.95
(Cue the annoying English guy)
RSB For the Blogger By the Blogger $50.00
That’s right $50.00 for all of that. We’re not here to make money, we are here to provide a kick ass Fantasy Sports site to all the fellow Bloggers!
Click HERE to sign up to be a league Commissioner!
Power to the Blogger!
Thanks for readingFantasy Sports Realsportsbloggers Style August 18, 2008
Posted by miracle in MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, Nascar, Slumpbuster. 8 commentsThat’s right, the day is near when we will have our Fantasy Sports up and running. You may have already signed up to play in 25 different leagues, but none of those leagues are on sites ran by fellow bloggers. So save some of that Fantasy Football energy to test drive the first and only Fantasy Sports for the blogger and by the blogger!!!
The RSB NCAA Bracket Challenge was a huge success, and so will Fantasy Football, Baseball, Hockey, Basketball and even NASCAR.
So keep watch for another post to announce the start up, or you can hit us with an email HERE and we’ll notify you when it’s up and running.
Thanks for readingBigfoot Found in Georgia, Name That Celebrity August 16, 2008
Posted by miracle in 258. 10 commentsHere’s the story, two stoned red-necks were hiking(checking on pot plants) in…..well they don’t reveal where they found the “creature”(homeless guy in ape costume).
From CNN.com: “The men say they were hiking in early June when they discovered the body of a 7-foot-7, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature near a stream”
7 foot 7 500lbs, and they were carying a cooler big enough to put this inside of it.
Where the hell do you get a cooler that big, and why would you be toting it on a “hiking trip”?
So is that a real Yeti? Is that Shawn Bradley (only listed at 7′6″) dressed up in an ape suit? Did he take the whole gigantic Bradley family into the woods for a dress up hike?
Is it a Rosie O’donnell lesbian retreat for large hairy trucker lesbians that these red necks invaded?
Was that fat hairy bitch just sleeping beside the creek, when they decided to put her in the beer cooler?
Link to CNN story:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html
ESPN Poll: NFL’s All-Time Franchise Players August 11, 2008
Posted by miracle in Mike Webster, NFL, Slumpbuster, Terry Bradshaw. 15 commentsESpN has a poll up to let the average folk vote on a team’s “All Time Franchise Player”, instead of Chris Berman deciding for us. “Back Back Back Back” F.U. So they give you the teams and you clicky on the vote link which is HERE. So naturally being a Steelers fan I click that link. I have two problems with this process, but first here are the results from 60,000 + votes. 1)
1) Who is the greatest player in Steelers history?
40.8% Terry Bradshaw, QB (1970-83):
Steelers all-time leading passer with 27,989 yards and two-time Super Bowl MVP.
26.1% Joe Greene, DT (1969-81):
”Mean Joe” was a leader of the ”Steel Curtain” defense.
11.9% Jack Lambert, LB (1974-84):
Lambert had 28 career interceptions and more than 1,400 tackles.
6.9% Franco Harris, RB (1972-83):
Steelers all-time leading rusher with 11,950 yards and MVP of Super Bowl IX.
4.5% Jerome Bettis, RB (1996-2005):
“The Bus” is second all time on the Steelers in rushing (10,571).
3.5% Mike Webster, C (1974-88):
A nine-time Pro Bowler and 10-time All-Pro selection.
3.0% Lynn Swann, WR (1974-82):
First wide receiver to earn Super Bowl MVP honors.
1.8% Jack Ham, LB (1971-82):
Regarded as one of the greatest outside linebackers.
0.9% Mel Blount, CB (1970-83):
Steelers all-time leader in interceptions with 57.
0.5% John Stallworth, WR (1974-87):
Second all time on the Steelers in receiving (8,723 yards).
First of my problems is with the people on the list, granted there are a lot of Steelers in the Hall of Fame and it’s hard to whittle down the list to just a handfull, but how could you leave off a guy who made the “50 Greatest Players Of All Time” list? You left Rod Woodson off of the list, it’s like leaving Ronnie Lott off of the 49 ers list. I’m really surprised they didn’t put Kordell on the list.
Second thing how did Terry Bradshaw get over 40% of the vote and the late great Mike Webster got 3.5%? Was TB a good QB? Yes. Was he the best football player on any of the teams he played on? No. Most of the voters must watch Fux’s NFL pregame and believe the hype that they give good old TB.
Just for fun I clicked on the Lions link, I fully expected it to be a re-direct to the TCBY home page or maybe midget porn. But no nothing entertaining like that, and not surprisingly the uninformed meatheads voting chose Barry Sanders at 95.1%.
And to further add to the WTF factor, here is a snippet of the Packers poll:
1) Who is the greatest player in Packers history?
72.8% Brett Favre, QB (1992-2007):
Favre is the only three-time AP MVP in NFL history and holds seven NFL records.
12.5% Bart Starr, QB (1956-71):
Second behind Favre in franchise passing yards, touchdowns and completions.
4.9% Reggie White, DE (1993-98):
Notched 68.5 sacks to become the Packers’ all-time leader.
4.4% Ray Nitschke, LB (1958-72):
Anchored a disciplined defense that helped win five NFL titles and two Super Bowls.
2.5% Don Hutson, WR (1935-45):
Packers all-time leading touchdown receptions leader with 99.
2.0% Paul Hornung, RB (1957-66):
The No. 1 pick led the league in scoring for three straight seasons.
WOW, I wasn’t aware that Brett the Jet was that much better than Bart Star and Reggie White.
Thanks for readingTwas the night before Brettmass August 3, 2008
Posted by miracle in Brett Favre, Green Bay Packers, NFL. 12 commentsTwas the night before Brettmass, when all through Packerland
Everyone was busy searching, for their #4 Foam Hand
The #4 Jerseys were hung by the cheese with care
In hopes that Saint Brett soon would be there
The Cheeseheads were all passed out in their beds
While visions of Super Bowl glory danced in their heads
And mamma in her flannel, and I in my cheese cap
Had just turned on EsPn for non sports related crap
When out on the lawn there arose a big rattle
I just figured it was the neighbors in another drunken battle
Away to the window I flew like a stalker
Tore open the mini blinds and grabbed the Johnny Walker
The sun on the breast of my neighbor’s teenage hoe
Almost made me miss what was happening below
When, what appeared after my drunken neighbors yelled Yahtzee
But a small twin engine plane, and 500 paparazzi
With a little old quarterback, not so lively and quick
I knew the retired one was back, wow what huge prick
More rapid than vultures the reporters came
John Madden in tow screaming his name
“I’m done! Now I’m back, Donald Driver once caught a ball
That bounced off his back”
“To the top of my steak house, where my picture’s all over the walls”
“Ted Thompson can’t trade me, he lacks the balls”
And then there was some other stuff. Yada Yada Yada
He sprang to his Chevy, to his team gave two fingers
And to Packer’s stadium he drove, like a boil that lingers
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of site
“I might change my mind again, later tonight”
Random NFL and Surprise Surprise It’s Brett Favre July 25, 2008
Posted by miracle in Anquan Boldin, Arizona Cardinals, Brett Favre, Drew Rosenhaus, Green Bay Packers, It's not about the money, Larry Fitzgerald, NFL, Steven Jackson, Ted Thompson, Washington Redskins. 8 commentsBrett Favre comes out of the closet. According to ESPn he has made the statement “I’m going to be at Packers Camp”. He did not make it clear if he meant Green Bay Packers or Wisconsin Fudge Packers Summer Camp. Congratulations Brett, your name is still in the news for no good damn reason.
Steven Jackson (Rams) skipped a meeting and is now considered by the Rams to be holding out. I don’t see any reason for Jackson to hold out in his last year of his contract, he’s only had a half of a good season with the team. The rest of the time there have been various injury excuses for his poor running. Maybe Jackson is just a dumb ass and is hanging out outside the Edward Jones Dome waiting for someone to open the door? Somebody send a pigeon to tell him that camp is outside of Milwaukee this year.
When will the Redskins stop signing (bad, old, bad & old, injury prone) players to big contracts? Did they not learn anything from Jevon Kearse, Adam Archuleta, Marc Brunell, Antwaan Randle El, Bruce Smith…….
Hell no they haven’t, Jason Taylor come on down! They are the Yankees of the NFL, to much money and not enough sense stop the bleeding.
Anquan Boldin is pissed that he still plays for the Arizona Cardinals. He wants a new contract, but he’s under contract until 2010. Anquan signed a 22.75 mill contract extension but he needs somebody to show him the money. Show him the money that Larry Fitzgerald is making that is. Fitzgerald signed a a four-year $40 million with $30 guaranteed.
Oh, guess who Anquan’s agent is? That’s right you guessed it Drew Rosenhaus.
In an AP interview Boldin said:
“It’s not even about Larry’s deal,” Boldin said. “Larry earned everything he got. Honestly, he played his butt off. He deserved it.”
When they say it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
Thanks for readingTree Falling In The Woods: Lesbians Assemble to Play Basketball Outdoors July 19, 2008
Posted by miracle in BJ, Basketball Outdoors, Brett Favre, British Open, Chris Everett, Green Bay Packers, Greg Norman, Lesbians, NFL, Toue de France, Tour de Lance, Tree Falling in the Woods, WNBA. 8 commentsAccording to EsPn (and don’t we all believe everything they say) there has never been a “Professional” Basketball game played outdoors. It is also being reported by eSpN that Chris Behrman’s hair is real.
What do those two headlines have in common? Well besides nobody caring. Well ok that’s it, nobody cares.
In other TFITW news: Brett Favre was in the state of Wisconsin tonight! He gave a speech for a guy he knew better than two guys should ever get to know each other. His former Center Frank Winters was inducted into the (fudge) Packers hall of fame. When they got on stage and faced each other Favre remarked, “Why Frank I’ve never seen this side of you before”.
Then Brett was stalked by reporters for three hours, until he hopped aboard the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile and snuck out of town.
Greg Norman leads the British Open by 2 strokes going into the final day. Norman 53, years of age was questioned by reporters that asked such tough questions as “Do all Australians own Kangaroos?”, and “How could a 53 year old choker win a major?” The only one he responded to was a question about his conditioning. “Greg did you use drugs to get yourself back into shape” His response. “Well mate if you consider BJ’s from Chris Everett a drug, then I guess I’m guilty”
Speaking of drugs, the worlds largest bicycle race keeps putting peddlers into rehab quicker than an Olsen twin. Can’t you skinny bastards peddle up a hill then coast down the other side without cheating?
Thanks for readingBeer Marriages July 16, 2008
Posted by miracle in 258, Beer, Bud Bowl, Budweiser, Coors, Drunken College Sluts, Hosers, InBev, Miller, Molson, Slumpbuster. 19 commentsSorry this has nothing to do with drunken socialites with little or no oral talent tying the knot with some equally intoxicated stranger, it’s about all of these beer companies forming Super Groups like they did in the 80’s(ASIA rocks!)
Maybe it’s my fault for letting my subscription to Beer Weekly and The Beer Doctor expire. Or maybe some of these deals just go unnoticed because we’re to concerned with who is in rehab (I hope you get out soon Grandma) and who overdosed to noticed the Beer company mergers.
One that I’m sure everyone has heard of is the InBev buyout of Anheuser-Busch. Here’s a list of some of Anheuser-Busch’s finest:
Budweiser Family
Budweiser (King of Beers)
Bud Light (King of Beers Mixed With Water)
Budweiser Select (Dry and Unsatisfying)
Bud Dry (See Prior Entry)
Bud Ice (Good Until They Turned It Into Malt Liquor)
Bud Ice Light (See Above With Water)
Bud Light Lime (Why?)
Budweiser & Clamato Chelada (Translation, Flies Love It)
Bud Extra (Didn’t He Single Handedly Win Bud Bowl?)
Michelob Family
Michelob (For the Alcoholic That Doesn’t Like Miller High Life)
Michelob Light (For the Alcoholic On Week Days)
Michelob Honey Lager (Winnie The Poo’s Favorite)
Michelob AmberBock (Darkness)
Michelob Golden Draft (Something You Pay A Hooker To Do)
Michelob Golden Draft Light (See Above With Lighter Hooker)
Michelob Bavarian Wheat (Attempt To Be Fancy)
Michelob Ultra (See Bud Select)
Michelob Ultra Amber (Really Dark n Dry)
Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry (WTF?)
Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit (WTF?)
Busch Family
Busch (NASCAR Fuel)
Busch Light (Busch Series Fuel)
Busch Ice (Hard Core Alcoholic Race Fan Fuel)
The Natural Family
Natural Light (What Freshman Hotties Drink)
Natural Ice (30lbs Later In Their Jr. Year)
Ok what does international heavyweight InBev bring to the table? Stella Artois and Beck’s. The first I’ve never heard of, and the second I tried once because someone else was supposed to get a Mickey’s Big Mouth but got the green bottles confused.
But there was another Beer Marriage lately that may have slipped under the radar because of the InBev Busch deal. Coors Molson and Miller have merged to form Miller Coors. Did ya know that Coors and Molson joined forces in Feb 2005? Me neither. Here’s what the new Chicago based Miller Coors brings to the party:
Coors (Headache In A Can)
Coors Light (Cottonmouth In A Can)
Blue Moon (?)
Keystone Light (Olympia is Better)
Keystone Dry (This One Isn’t Bad)
Carling (Must Be Canadian)
Carling C2 (See Above)
Molson (Choice Of Pigs)
Molson Dry (Choice Of Dry Pigs)
Rickard’s Red (Choice of Red Pigs)
Creemore Springs (Sounds Like Porn Beer)
Miller High Life(For Hard Core Alcoholics That Don’t like Michelob)
Miller Lite(For Alcoholics That Take It Easy During The Week)
MGD(Used To Be GD)
MGD Lite(Give Me A GD Lite)
Sharp’s (Why Bother?)
Mickey’s(Big Mouthed Green Death)
Milwaukee’s Best(The Beast)
Milwaukee’s Best Light(Little Beast)
Milwaukee’s Best Ice(Death In Cheap Can)
Hamm’s(Preppie Garbage)
Icehouse(Not Bad)
Red Dog(Miller High Life In Disguise)
SouthPaw Light(Left Handed Beer?)
Miller Coors will have their corporate offices in Chicago. The reason they gave, Golden Colorado and Milwaukee suck. Let’s move to the home of the Bear Claw and Tootsie Rolls.
Is it Football season yet?
Links were ripped from Wikipedia
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