Here’s the story, two stoned red-necks were hiking(checking on pot plants) in…..well they don’t reveal where they found the “creature”(homeless guy in ape costume).
From CNN.com: “The men say they were hiking in early June when they discovered the body of a 7-foot-7, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature near a stream”
7 foot 7 500lbs, and they were carying a cooler big enough to put this inside of it.
Where the hell do you get a cooler that big, and why would you be toting it on a “hiking trip”?
So is that a real Yeti? Is that Shawn Bradley (only listed at 7′6″) dressed up in an ape suit? Did he take the whole gigantic Bradley family into the woods for a dress up hike?
Is it a Rosie O’donnell lesbian retreat for large hairy trucker lesbians that these red necks invaded?
Was that fat hairy bitch just sleeping beside the creek, when they decided to put her in the beer cooler?
Link to CNN story:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html
Bigfoot Found in Georgia, Name That Celebrity
August 16, 2008 · 12 Comments
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August 16th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Georgia is fucked up. They had that giant hog—Hogzilla—they have giant ass watermelons. Now this. Bigfoot, really? The only good thing in Georgia now is the ‘Sqidbillies’ on Cartoon Network.
August 16th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Oh yeah, I don’t know about Bradley, but I might believe it was Patrick Ewing in a fur coat.
August 16th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
You mean you don’t go hiking with an 8-ft cooler full of beer?
I think very soon the details of a costume party gone bad will begin to unfold. The movie Trading Places proves that a gorilla costume is never a good idea.
The chupacabra has also been caught by a police cam. They’ll soon find out it’s just a mutant dog baby, probably a runaway from Chillicothe.
I have to go work on some conspiracy theories.
August 16th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Yeah, that giant hog was somebody’s pet. Well before they turned that fat kid loose with a pistol.
Too bad the pig didn’t have a chance to charge the truck.
Well, from now on I’ll take a cooler big enough to cram a 7′7″ corpse inside.
The beer would probably fit on top of the body.
I was thinking of that Beverly Hillbillies when they dressed the gorilla up in bib overalls.
This more than likely happened near a College Frat, and these rednecks just happened to be out in the woods with an 8 ft cooler and a banjo.
“Dang Zeeke I ain’t never molested a real gorilla before”
“Jimmy Jo here’s your chance”
August 16th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I think it’s standard protocol that whenever hillbillies bring in a corpse, the authorities check for roofies and semen stains.
August 17th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I’d run like hell if I was in the woods and saw those three hillbillies in the first pic.
They don’t really look smart enough to come up with a scheme like this.
August 17th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Trading Places…great movie and great reference Shooter.
August 17th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
There was a girl down in the mail room named Joan that resembles that thing in the beer cooler.
I asked the fat hairy bitch out one time, I felt sorry for her because she was hairy.
I offered to buy the Wesson Oil and razors so we could have a shaving party…..
Then the next week I see her and Joe The Accountant doing toner body shots out of each others belly buttons in the coppier room……..
I hate that guy.
August 24th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
It’s always the same old bullshit…guy in ape suit. Tell me where in the hell I can find some Aunt Bunny friggin ape suit that’ll make me 7 1/2 feet tall. Is it a Sasquatch, Yeti, or a Skunkape?
The answer is absolutely, positively, definately (pigspeak) No. If I were a betting man, I’d opt for the hairy 7-footer being the Center for Italy’s women’s basketball team.
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