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October 14, 2008

Why Roger Why?

Filed under: Dallas Cowboys, Roger Goodell — miracle @ 1:43 pm

Don’t you realize that giving Adam Jones 4 weeks off is the worst thing for him? The headlines say “Suspended Indefinitely” but they also say “at least 4 games”.

Four games without pay, do you really think that matters to a professional athlete. Four weeks without pay for me or someone else that works 9-5 would be devastating. Pacman has brown paper sacks of money sitting around the house for a “make it rain” day.

Don’t you remember what the week off nearly did to Ricky Williams? The chronic almost got him.

And with four weeks off to think about strip clubs in one of the best(so I’ve been told) places for strip clubs in the US.

Adam, now is the time to take one of those charted 4 week fishing trips to Alaska. But not to close to Sarah Palin, you know what that will do to you.

Thanks for reading

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2 Responses to “Why Roger Why?”

  1. 1
    shooterb Says:

    Might want to give Pacman a tutorial guide on Alaskan strip clubs before sending him away.

    TIP # 1: Avoid any club named “The Alaskan Pipeline”

    shooterbs last blog post..Sunday Shots - Gods, Broads, and Frauds

  2. 2
    miracle Says:

    He might also want to avoid “Ice Road Trickers” and “Seal Beaters”.

    Maybe if they put him under house arrest, or maybe shackel him to Tony Romo while he recovers from that injury that common amongst Accountants.

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