Searching For Long Snapper In Texas
Must enjoy group showering, be able to throw a ball between your legs for long distances, be willing to take some form of steroid or HGH and have a love of pissing.
Users of Flomax need not apply.
Seems like the NFL is cracking down on players that love to piss so much they are willing to use a diuretic to keep the golden showers flowing. Maybe they should switch things up with their high priced hookers every now and the, hit them with the occasional Dirty Sanchez?
What? You say that’s not the reason they’re taking a diuretic? They’re trying to mask the use of steroids? That’s absurd, no players in the NFL use steroids, only Major League Baseball has that problem. Right?
Six players that like to siphon the python got the rest of the year off. The Saints will say goodbye to Charles Grant, Deuce McAllister, Will Smith. That may be why the streets of New Orleans smell like piss? It doesn’t explain the vomit odor though.
The family that pisses together stays together. Kevin and Pat Williams of the Vikings will have to write their names in the snow somewhere else.
And the Texans are doomed(who’s kidding, they were doomed in August) without their long snapper Bryan Pittman.
Stumble It!
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:24 am
I wonder what kind of hits you’ll get with a blog title like that.
Searching for Long Snapper in Texas. You know, that reminds me of a story. Was down in McAllen for a while. Went to South Padre on a quiet Tuesday night, had a few too many goldschlager shots at the Sheraton. Then out of nowhere, in walked a tall blonde circus freak of a woman…
Wait, I forgot that story doesn’t have a happy ending.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 9:32 am
Anyway, I’m really not sure why those dudes need to take a diuretic to flush out the system. Cold beer and cold weather do the trick for me. Take a sixer into the mountains of Minnesota, and you should be able to secure a steady stream for an hour.
The Vikes are screwed without the Williamses. And even worse, a bunch of journalists and sports analysts now think they’re hot shit because they can pluralize the word Williams. Oooh, look at me…I’m so cool I can use words that aren’t words.
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December 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 am
I can’t understand the use of a diuretic either, especially when it’s so easy to get your hands on the Origional Whizzinator.
And you could also go the Yellow River route.
“Yellow River is the best dehydrated, synthetic urine on the market”
How many synthetic urines are there on the market? Wait, nevermind I don’t want to know the answer.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
Oh, a product line from esteemed Professor I.P. Freely. Sounds very professional. Doesn’t he have a business partner named Dr. Pupen Fresh?
I think the depressed economy hit that industry pretty hard. I hear the synthetic urine business is dried up. (cue the rimshot for the dreadnaught lame joke of the day)
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December 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
I think he works in the same lab as Peter Dragin’ and Who Flung Poo.
How did they decide it was the best dehidrated synthetic urine on the market?
Was it one of those test panels? “Four out of Five crack heads agree, Yellow River pisses on the competion”
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Tall, naked, female circus freak walks into a bar.
Bartender looks at her and says, “Why the long snapper?”
December 4th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Shooter funny that you mention searches, this is one from yesterday:
“girl takes a shit in woods”
What kind of sick bastard wants to see that?
Wait, don’t answer that.