You Need to Get Real

I’ll bet that’s what the Mountaineer players were saying when they got off the…….well not sure if they got off a bus or plane, they do have an airport outside of town. My job used to take me to Greenville at least once a month, so I speak from experience when I call the place a dump. There was a decent hole in the wall Chinese joint, but the highlight was always hitting the highway on the way out of town. A town plastered with purple pirates is a little creepy, wonder if they had to choose between the pirate and a bilge rat?

It’s an annual game between the Pirates and Mountaineers, WVU has won something like 17 out of the last 20. But they are rarely an easy win, and today nothing came easy for WVU as the purple pirates handed them a 24-3 ass kicking.

Pat White looked like he’d seen the ghost of Captain Cutler, or was it Black Beard? He spent most of his day on the sidelines watching the ECU offense have their way like they were Par……..na, too easy. Anyway, ECU man/pirate-handled them all day long. And the Mountaineer defense couldn’t get off of the field, credit that to the surprisingly potent offense and Patrick Pinkney was 22-of-28 for 236 yards with a touchdown.

Pat White looked more like a Theisman candidate than a Heisman candidate today. Gator Bowl here we come.

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Currently we are selling Commissioner leagues for Fantasy Football (NFL) at $50.00 per league. The Commissioner of each league can choose to make his league a free league or a pay per team.
Commissioner of each league can charge per trade, have season end or weekly prizes(I’m trying to avoid comming out and saying that you can gamble, but if you read between the lines…..)

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So you can test drive the only Fantasy Sports site ran by the Blogger for the Blogger before you buy.

Let’s compare costs for similar Commissioner Leagues:
Yahoo $124.99 per league (up to 20 teams)
Sportingnews $89.00 per league
CBS Sportsline $129.95
RSB For the Blogger By the Blogger $50.00

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The time is here! Realsportsbloggers.com has officially launched the first and only Fantasy Sports site ran by Bloggers.
Check out the DEMO LEAGUE:
What we have are Commissioner Leagues, features included are:
Real time Transactions
Online Draft War room for each team
Scoring versatility and customization
Live/Daily stat feeds
Commissioner can charge a fee per team(16 teams per league, $2 extra for every team over 16)
Or Commissioner can choose to make it a free league.
Commissioner can choose to charge per trade, or not.
Customizable Scoring, Live Results, Keeper/Dynasty Leagues, Custom Logos & Commentary, Player Ranking, Info & Analysis, League Chat & Messageboard, IDP, Top Players, Average Draft Analysis, YouTube, Betting Lines, Value Rank, Multi-Conferences, Coaching Efficiency Analysis, Coach/Team of the Week, Power Rankings, Sound Files for Team/League, Smack Board, Multiple Layout Choices.
And plenty of tools to customize the crap out of your league.

I know what you’re thinking(and it scares the hell out of me) how much are the damn leagues. Well in honor of that guy that sells Oxy Clean I’m going to stretch this out for a while and not tell you yet.

Similar league costs for the same thing we will offer:
Commissioner leagues(like what we’re selling)
Yahoo $124.99 per league (up to 20 teams)
Sportingnews $89.00 per league
CBS Sportsline $129.95
(Cue the annoying English guy)
RSB For the Blogger By the Blogger $50.00
That’s right $50.00 for all of that. We’re not here to make money, we are here to provide a kick ass Fantasy Sports site to all the fellow Bloggers!

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Here’s the story, two stoned red-necks were hiking(checking on pot plants) in…..well they don’t reveal where they found the “creature”(homeless guy in ape costume).
From CNN.com: “The men say they were hiking in early June when they discovered the body of a 7-foot-7, 500-pound half-ape, half-human creature near a stream”

7 foot 7 500lbs, and they were carying a cooler big enough to put this inside of it.

Where the hell do you get a cooler that big, and why would you be toting it on a “hiking trip”?
So is that a real Yeti? Is that Shawn Bradley (only listed at 7′6″) dressed up in an ape suit? Did he take the whole gigantic Bradley family into the woods for a dress up hike?
Is it a Rosie O’donnell lesbian retreat for large hairy trucker lesbians that these red necks invaded?
Was that fat hairy bitch just sleeping beside the creek, when they decided to put her in the beer cooler?

Link to CNN story:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/15/bigfoot.body/index.html

Sorry this has nothing to do with drunken socialites with little or no oral talent tying the knot with some equally intoxicated stranger, it’s about all of these beer companies forming Super Groups like they did in the 80’s(ASIA rocks!)

Maybe it’s my fault for letting my subscription to Beer Weekly and The Beer Doctor expire. Or maybe some of these deals just go unnoticed because we’re to concerned with who is in rehab (I hope you get out soon Grandma) and who overdosed to noticed the Beer company mergers.

One that I’m sure everyone has heard of is the InBev buyout of Anheuser-Busch. Here’s a list of some of Anheuser-Busch’s finest:

Budweiser Family

Budweiser (King of Beers)

Bud Light (King of Beers Mixed With Water)

Budweiser Select (Dry and Unsatisfying)

Bud Dry (See Prior Entry)

Bud Ice (Good Until They Turned It Into Malt Liquor)

Bud Ice Light (See Above With Water)

Bud Light Lime (Why?)

Budweiser & Clamato Chelada (Translation, Flies Love It)

Bud Extra (Didn’t He Single Handedly Win Bud Bowl?)

Michelob Family

Michelob (For the Alcoholic That Doesn’t Like Miller High Life)

Michelob Light (For the Alcoholic On Week Days)

Michelob Honey Lager (Winnie The Poo’s Favorite)

Michelob AmberBock (Darkness)

Michelob Golden Draft (Something You Pay A Hooker To Do)

Michelob Golden Draft Light (See Above With Lighter Hooker)

Michelob Bavarian Wheat (Attempt To Be Fancy)

Michelob Ultra (See Bud Select)

Michelob Ultra Amber (Really Dark n Dry)

Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry (WTF?)

Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit (WTF?)

Busch Family

Busch (NASCAR Fuel)

Busch Light (Busch Series Fuel)

Busch Ice (Hard Core Alcoholic Race Fan Fuel)

The Natural Family

Natural Light (What Freshman Hotties Drink)

Natural Ice (30lbs Later In Their Jr. Year)

Ok what does international heavyweight InBev bring to the table? Stella Artois and Beck’s. The first I’ve never heard of, and the second I tried once because someone else was supposed to get a Mickey’s Big Mouth but got the green bottles confused.

But there was another Beer Marriage lately that may have slipped under the radar because of the InBev Busch deal. Coors Molson and Miller have merged to form Miller Coors. Did ya know that Coors and Molson joined forces in Feb 2005? Me neither. Here’s what the new Chicago based Miller Coors brings to the party:

Coors (Headache In A Can)

Coors Light (Cottonmouth In A Can)

Blue Moon (?)

Keystone Light (Olympia is Better)

Keystone Dry (This One Isn’t Bad)

Carling (Must Be Canadian)

Carling C2 (See Above)

Molson (Choice Of Pigs)

Molson Dry (Choice Of Dry Pigs)

Rickard’s Red (Choice of Red Pigs)

Creemore Springs (Sounds Like Porn Beer)

Miller High Life(For Hard Core Alcoholics That Don’t like Michelob)

Miller Lite(For Alcoholics That Take It Easy During The Week)

MGD(Used To Be GD)

MGD Lite(Give Me A GD Lite)

Sharp’s (Why Bother?)

Mickey’s(Big Mouthed Green Death)

Milwaukee’s Best(The Beast)

Milwaukee’s Best Light(Little Beast)

Milwaukee’s Best Ice(Death In Cheap Can)

Hamm’s(Preppie Garbage)

Icehouse(Not Bad)

Red Dog(Miller High Life In Disguise)

SouthPaw Light(Left Handed Beer?)

Miller Coors will have their corporate offices in Chicago. The reason they gave, Golden Colorado and Milwaukee suck. Let’s move to the home of the Bear Claw and Tootsie Rolls.

Is it Football season yet?

Links were ripped from Wikipedia