According to EsPn (and don’t we all believe everything they say) there has never been a “Professional” Basketball game played outdoors. It is also being reported by eSpN that Chris Behrman’s hair is real.
What do those two headlines have in common? Well besides nobody caring. Well ok that’s it, nobody cares.
In other TFITW news: Brett Favre was in the state of Wisconsin tonight! He gave a speech for a guy he knew better than two guys should ever get to know each other. His former Center Frank Winters was inducted into the (fudge) Packers hall of fame. When they got on stage and faced each other Favre remarked, “Why Frank I’ve never seen this side of you before”.
Then Brett was stalked by reporters for three hours, until he hopped aboard the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile and snuck out of town.
Greg Norman leads the British Open by 2 strokes going into the final day. Norman 53, years of age was questioned by reporters that asked such tough questions as “Do all Australians own Kangaroos?”, and “How could a 53 year old choker win a major?” The only one he responded to was a question about his conditioning. “Greg did you use drugs to get yourself back into shape” His response. “Well mate if you consider BJ’s from Chris Everett a drug, then I guess I’m guilty”
Speaking of drugs, the worlds largest bicycle race keeps putting peddlers into rehab quicker than an Olsen twin. Can’t you skinny bastards peddle up a hill then coast down the other side without cheating?
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